Lisa Michelle asked:
What are your Top 5 faves? Mine are: 1. I’m amazing. I’m Batman. 2. If you fidgin touch me again i’ll fudgin kill you! 3. House rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. 4. Hey Sam, who do you think’s the hotter psychic, Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you? 5. Could ypu be anymore ***? Don’t answer that. I love loads more but their my Top 5. Thanks, Lisa Michelle x x lol x x
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What are your Top 5 faves? Mine are: 1. I’m amazing. I’m Batman. 2. If you fidgin touch me again i’ll fudgin kill you! 3. House rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. 4. Hey Sam, who do you think’s the hotter psychic, Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you? 5. Could ypu be anymore ***? Don’t answer that. I love loads more but their my Top 5. Thanks, Lisa Michelle x x lol x x
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Tags: Lisa Michelle, One Liners, Psychic
i like his ringtone.. smoke on the water..
I’ll pass on the 72 virgins.
I’ll man the flashlight.
well, i don’t have a good memory and i don’t think that i’ve heard him say I’m Batman, but i do know that i like to hear him call Sam , “Sammy” cause well, its brotherly love and Sam only lets Dean call him that. i do recall the liners you mentioned, but overall, Dean has great stuff and Sam’s liner of “Dean, its reality, not porn,” thats funny too. well, the line goes something like that anyway…..
1. I’m Batman ( hilarious!)
2. Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.
3. I think I’m adorable.
4. I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it!
5. You know what, there’s a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ***!
6. A Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.
7. Don’t objectify me.
8. You’re the short bus, short bus…
9. You think your being funny but your being really really childish…Sam winchester wears make-up…Sam Winchester cries his way through ***…Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he…OK ENOUGH!!
10. Lets hunt down those evil sons of bitches as soon as we can!
Cool Kitty – I love your answer!! You’ve got most of the same favourites as me ; )
I’ll list mine anyway though ; )
In no particular order:
1. ‘If you fudgin’ touch me again, I’ll fudgin’ kill you!’ (A Very Supernatural Christmas)
2. ‘Dude, you fugly’. (Scarecrow)
3. ‘Yeah, thank you Captain Obvious’. (Provenance) (I’ve got this soundbite as my message tone on my phone – how sad!!)
4. ‘Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.’
5. ‘I think I’m adorable.’ (Folsom Prison Blues)
6. ‘What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I’m going to die? You know what, I’ve got one. Let’s see, what rhymes with “Shut up, Sam”?’ (Fresh Blood)
7. ‘I like him. He says okie dokie.’ (Nightshifter)
8. ‘Oh, that’s… that’s nice. You think about fairy tales often?’ (Bedtime Stories)
9. ‘You think your being funny but your being really really childish…Sam winchester wears make-up…Sam Winchester cries his way through ***…Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he…OK ENOUGH!!’ (Mystery Spot)
10. ‘I **** witches! Spewing their bodly fluids every where, it is insanity! No down right unsanitary!’ (Malleus Malificarum)
Dean just gives us so much material – I couldn’t stick with just 5 – I had to go with 10
; )
1. no chick-flick moments
2. that fabric softener teady bear…ooo…. i want to hunt that little b**ch down.
3. of course i peed myself. man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his blader? Come on!
4. oh sweetheart, i don’t do shorts.
5. yeah myspace, what the hell is that? Seriously, it is some kind of **** site?
*there are sooo many great dean lines so it was hard to pick just 5. these are just some of the many that i remembered. Love supernatural and can’t wait till jan.15th when it comes back.
i cant think of my favorite 5 as dean has so many great one liners so here are some that i like
Dean: Man it is time to right some wrongs!
Sam: Come again?
Dean: Well look at me. Man I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars right? No bullet wounds, no knife cuts, none of the off angled fingers from all the breaks I mean my hide is as smooth as a babies bottom. Which leads me to conclude [pause] sadly [pause] that my virginity is intact.
Sam: What??
Dean: I have been rehymenated
Sam: Re…[laughs]..please Dean maybe angels can pull you out of hell but no-one could do that!!
Dean: Brother I have been rehymenated and the dude will not abide!
You’re like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness
Sam: Yesterday was Tuesday but today is Tuesday too!
Dean: …Yeah. You’re totally balanced.
Sam: It appeared before me and I just… this feeling washed over me. Like peace. Like grace.
Dean: Okay, ecstasy boy. Maybe we’ll get you some glow sticks and a nice Dr. Seuss hat.
Dean: Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
Dean: [starts to laugh]
Sam: What?
Dean: [continues to laugh] Nothing.
Sam: Dean! What!?
Dean: Dude, you full on had a girl up inside of you for like a week. [both laugh] That’s pretty naughty.
Officer: So, fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that’s real?
Dean: My *****.
Sam: Look, Dean. If you wanna have Christmas, knock yourself out. Just don’t involve me.
Dean: Oh, yeah. That’d be great. Me and myself making cranberry molds.
Young Sam: Is Dad a spy?
Young Dean: He’s James Bond.
Sam: The question is why bugs? And why now?
Dean: That’s two questions.
Dean: What d’you think, Scully? You want to check it out?
Sam: I’m not Scully, you’re Scully!
Dean: No, I’m Mulder. You’re a red-headed woman.
Neil, It’s your grief counsellors, we’ve come to hug!
Dean: So what happens? You see the ship and then a few hours later you pucker up and kiss your *** goodbye.
Sam: Basically.